Ten years ago, a crack wordsmith was sent to prison by a military court for a crime of grammar he didn't commit. This man promptly sulked before escaping from a maximum-security stockade into the Brentford underground.

 

Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a freelance writer.

 

If you have a problem...

If no one else can help...

And if you can find him...

Maybe you can hire*...

 

Subrosa