As the middle-aged woman fell off the swing, a gallery of onlookers cheered, and two men who didn't know each other high-fived. It was 4pm on a Monday afternoon. Welcome to the Franschhoek Wine Tram. Magnificent Frans chhoek Valley 10AM: It's fair to say, adrenaline isn't pumping through the veins on this Autumnal May morning in Franschhoek. Damp air, puddles from overnight rain, and a blanket of grey clouds set an ironically sober mood over the normally picturesque valley. I

Upon entering, the outside world is obliterated. A wall of noise: conversation, laughter, shouts, roars, screams, expletives ringing out like machine-gun fire.